New M&S ....

Had a bite with my wife in the excellent new M&S in town. Nice revamped cafe which had some good views out. Anyway the system is curious. If you want hot food you hand in the sandwich to be microwave; in return you are given a sort of wand with a whole load of electrical gubbins inside it. The idea is that it will buzz when your food is ready for you to collect.

We sat down next next to some younger women who also had one of these things in front of them when suddenly the wand sprang into life and started vibrating its way across the table.

Looks of astonishment followed by what only could be described as raucous giggling ....

Not just any kind of vibrator but an M&S vibrator ..........