The Millies

In one of the tackier things that the Sun has done recently, the "Millies" must rank as one of the tackiest. Apart from the fact that is precisely what gallantry awards are for, I dread to wonder what the categories will be. As always the denizens of the ARmy Rumour SErvice, ARRSE to its friends, suggest a few:

• for the chaps.. the "most doses caught in a 12 month period" award proof of courses of antibiotics and having a bell end that looks like a chewed dog toy are mandatory.
• Most obstructive storeman- awarded to the man or woman who despite all the odds managed to issue absolutely nothing to anyone over a 1 year period, and offered nothing except abuse, and bitterness. also called the "i'ts all mine i tell ya" award.
• biggest sex liar award - given to the man (or woman) coming up woth the most implausible, unbelievable, but delivered with absolute sincerity whopper about their on leave shennanigans.

(thread here. You have been warned!)

I also dread to think what the acceptance speeches would be like ....